I feel like I'm back in the academy with everyone acting so... horny. Then again, this adds a twist with some people gender-swapping. Shunsui-san makes a beautiful woman.


......Yoruichi-san~ where did you run off to~? I think I'm cursed~♥

[ooc: Not affected, just trying to play his cards right ^_~]

Forgive my lack of presence if you were searching for me. I've been in the cabin, my office so to speak, in the underground training facility as of much.

Theories, thoughts, experiments rack my brain trying to escape pertaining to this city, so I've been keeping a journal of possibilities and things to test...

Then I've been alerted to the presence of Arrancar arrival, and it's concerning. Number constantly seem to fluctuate in this territory. Hmm~

Curious, curious days we have ahead of us~

Steal from the rich and... give to the poor? I CAN DO THAT~!

That's it~ Brilliant logic~! My fellow shinigami are my merry men, and together we'll put justice back into this city~! Together we can do this~!

My~ Where is my beautiful Maid Marian? She must've left the woods without telling me...

Saaa... As I quipped to Jyuushirou-taichou, sometimes it feels like we never get a break here. Not that I'm complaining, I needed a distraction.

I'm over in the east quadrant of the city~ Benihime's enjoying the exercise~

If anyone else needs assistance, don't hesitate to inform me.

Maaahh... I feel slightly better today minus the fact I didn't sleep. I heard Rukia-san is back within the city limits However no Yoruichi..., so I'm glad she's well even without her memories.

Jyuushirou-san, thank you for your kindness. I managed to find a package of tea you gave me some time ago, and Ran-chan fixed it up for me. Both your friendships run deep and are appreciated.

Namikaze-san, I did manage to fix a bowel of ramen as you suggested, but I think I burned my tounge! Oh well~ It doesn't hurt nearly as much as my heart.

Arisawa-san, I've thought about your words and I'd like to inform you, that I'll take you up on your request~ Unfortunately, I never got to talk to Yoruichi about what she had managed to teach you with her time here...But shortly we'll begin.

I suddenly feel rather a bit under the weather today. I'm afraid I'll be sleeping it off after a nice cup of warm tea. Unfortunately I can't participate in all the club festivities. I'm sure they'd be delightful~

( Private // hackable with serious skillz )

Ran-chan, forgive my rudeness! Your Valentine treats were delightful, I gobbled them up within a day! Do tell me how your date went, though.

Such intense emotions are flying recently! I do hope everyone manages to stay relatively calm and at peace. If any problems or concerns, I'm all ears~

Yoruichi, when you're not busy scampering to and fro, I'd like to have a word with you.

My... Such drama and problems this place causes! I'm terribly afraid I've been rather absent through all this. I should be more watchful, yes~?

Ran-chan, I haven't seen you around in sometime~ I assume you're well~?

Yoru~ (and others, really) Sorry for the mess in the underground training facility. I'm almost done completing my new lab! I figured it'd be a little safter underground incase something were to happen again.

Valentine's Day is tomorrow, eh? I suppose... Hmm.. never~ mind~!



[ooc: sorry I've been so inactive, but I'm afraid my activity level is just going to be extremely low now since school is starting to kick my ass. I do want to try and be around, though!]

Hm! Animals, eh? This curse makes me think of a certain furry friend... Apparently I'm not affected! I wonder what animal I would be if I were.

In other news, I'm thinking about making another lab. I say another, because apparently I destroyed the last one. Perhaps~ Perhaps~ the training ground~!

My! It was like a musical yesterday! Quite some... errr.. raw talent I should say of the city's population.

I'm still trying to get used to these random curses They're so strange and oddly amusing at times!

Jyuushirou-san, I heard you're feeling better. I'm pleased to hear! I must stop by for a chat sometime. To my knowlege, it's long overdue, even though everyone insists otherwise.

Funny how one seems to forget frivolous things here and there - yet, people claim I've been here before. I just can't seem to recall a single thing, no matter how hard I try.

I've been around this city a few times, but nothing's coming to me...

I do recognize familiar faces of all the shinigami; I hope everyone is well in light of all the apparent chaos occuring.

Hm, I think I finished~! It looks a bit unstable, though. Now only to verify~

[ooc: Urahara has managed to make something that opens the gate/portal between the city and the living world. During his testing, the opening closes behind him as he goes, and destroying the lab in the process. See everyone after hiatus~ ♥]

This place never ceases to amaze me - all the casualties~!

My~ My~!

My shoulders hurt from all the scrambling from the fire still and bringing people to safety. And now all I see is people with rather grotesque lesions and whatnot. Someone mentioned vaccines and the like, and I think I was able to mix a batch up, if there's a shortage or dire need of such anywhere. Good thing I have a lab!

Yoruichi, I do hope you're alright~ I lost track where you were helping others.




[ooc: ahhh~ It's been a while, yes? Finals are next week, and that's been consuming me lately. I'm rather behind of plots going on, so I'll try to slowly catch up, even though I'll be back on a long hiatus soon for winter break. ^_^; ♥!]

Yesterday... how terrible it was. Shunsui-san, I'm sorry I didn't get there fast enough last night during your... battle. You two moved so quickly throughout the woods, I was never able to really pinpoint your location until the end. I'm rather ashamed at that...

Yoruichi, I'm sorry for causing you turmoil and my clouded delusion that I was never exiled though it was nice to believe that, really...

I hate this... this feeling like I wasn't able to help.

Kyouraku-taichou, care if a fellow captain joins you~? I tried warning the Arrancar posing as Ukitake-taichou that matched up with you would be a difficult fight, but if I were to support you...

I seem to have misplaced the hougykou, a matter that I must attend to soon.... However, this place is as facinating as ever! It seems that alternate worlds and timelines work here~ Untraceable gigais work here as well! I must say my experiment has been a success! I'm quickly outlining other possibilites to try out in this place, but if that Arrancar is going to stir up some trouble...

And what's this about my being exiled? I persuaded to the jury that their evidence wasn't concrete enough. Why does Yoruichi insist I'm lying?

[ooc: Urahara is cursed; he believes he was never exiled and continued on as his role as captain of the 12th division and runing various experiments]

Yesterday was interesting, if I do say so myself~! I forgot how invincible I felt when I received my captainacy.

Jyuu-san and Shunsui-san, never in my life would I ever think you would look up to me. That was definately enlightening.

Ran-chan, you sure were an adorable baby~~ Cute little chubby cheeks and everything.

Hm~ The tailors are always so off, my captain haori is a bit long in the sleeves, but the fresh scent and new fabric is nice~

Oi, Yoruichi-san! I need to show you my haori~ I assure you, I look very handsome, if I do say so myself~!

First week as captain... I have so many ideas I'd like to do I can finally run my own research!, so many people to see and be responsible for... Although, this looks a bit different from Soul Society.

[ooc: newly captainized!Urahara~]

It's funny how competitive cooperations can be. Since the rumors leaked that there was a possible spy floating around, I decided now is the prime time to upgrade all the lab's security~

Currently, only Nemu-san and I have access, so I appologize to the techs. I've yet to imput your biological data into the system. And yes, it is true there is a double sliding door. I did that to add more saftely precautions (and I do like that "woosh" sound~♥).

I also like to announce that the rumors that citizens are going to be microchipped and tracked is false. Silly rumors like that get out of hand, just because high-security employees are tagged. Whoops~ Did I say something I shouldn't have~?

It's holidays like this that I really miss the kids~ How they loved to dress up!

But I finally broke down and made a costume~! What is everyone else's costumes? Oh dear, I bet Isshin-san is going all out~


Yoruichi, I hope you're not ready yet~


Hm, these Vampire fangs seem to fit rather well...

It's over? Really over? Thank the heavens...

Good job, shinigami that fought in all this mess. That was an excellent display of courage and stamina, if I do say so myself.

Jyuu-san, I'd like to talk with you later, when you're feeling up to it.

Yoruichi... forgive me for chaining you up. You definately... weren't in the right state of mind. I hope you didn't mean those things you said.

I assume everyone is alright?